甲： 你年薪多少?
乙： 800万.
甲： 那一个月有80万哦!
乙：是的,这是基本工资.
甲：不错嘛,做什么的?
乙：做梦的......
1、"幸福"就是猫吃鱼,狗吃肉,奥特曼打小怪兽
2、"代沟"就是我问老爸觉得"菊花台"怎么样,他说没喝过
3、"自恋"就是下辈子我一定要投胎做女人,然后嫁个象我这样的男人
4、"无语"就是法官问:你为什么印假钞? 罪犯说:真钞我不会印。
5、"绝望"就是饭馆吃饭点了两菜,吃第一个:"世上还有比这更难吃的吗？！"吃第二个"靠！还真有!
6、"崩溃"就是，一位老太太走进ＫＦＣ,对服务员说：我要一个肯德基,一个麦当劳，还要一个汉堡
Friday, June 18, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Just To Let You Know ~
No matter what situations life throws at you...
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel..
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel..
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
如果...
如果你是一隻老鼠，
你突然發覺你已被關進捕鼠籠，而你前面有一塊香噴噴的蛋糕，
這時，你究竟是吃還是不吃呢？
早期的撲滿都是陶器，
一旦存滿了錢，就要被人敲碎；
另外的一隻撲滿，從沒有錢投進來， 一直保存到今天，他就成了貴重的古董。
你願意做哪一種撲滿？
如果你是一隻蚌，
你願意受盡一生痛苦而凝結一粒珍珠， 還是不要珍珠，寧願舒舒服服的活著？
每想到一次就記下你的答案,
直到一天你的答案不再變動,
那你便是成熟 了！
你突然發覺你已被關進捕鼠籠，而你前面有一塊香噴噴的蛋糕，
這時，你究竟是吃還是不吃呢？
早期的撲滿都是陶器，
一旦存滿了錢，就要被人敲碎；
另外的一隻撲滿，從沒有錢投進來， 一直保存到今天，他就成了貴重的古董。
你願意做哪一種撲滿？
如果你是一隻蚌，
你願意受盡一生痛苦而凝結一粒珍珠， 還是不要珍珠，寧願舒舒服服的活著？
每想到一次就記下你的答案,
直到一天你的答案不再變動,
那你便是成熟 了！
Monday, April 26, 2010
爱情 ~
可以浪漫..但不要浪费..可以随时牵手..但不要随便分手..
我们拥有一只鞋子的时候..才会明白失去另一只鞋子的滋味..
相爱的时候需要真诚..争执的时候需要沟通..生气的时候需要冷静..愉快的时候需要分享..指责的时候需要谅解..结婚的时候需要包容..
如你懂得珍惜..你会发现你获得的越来越多..如果一味的追求..你会发现你失去的越来越快..
我们拥有一只鞋子的时候..才会明白失去另一只鞋子的滋味..
相爱的时候需要真诚..争执的时候需要沟通..生气的时候需要冷静..愉快的时候需要分享..指责的时候需要谅解..结婚的时候需要包容..
如你懂得珍惜..你会发现你获得的越来越多..如果一味的追求..你会发现你失去的越来越快..
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Singapore Ghost Story ~
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the
jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home
too late as there won't be any transportation after a
certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta bao a kueh teow soup for
supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there
was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting
darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles
to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took
compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a
man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his
motorbike.
On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the
temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the
candles.
At first,
the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was
approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger.
His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering
something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared
that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.
Then, the motorcyclist stopped in front of the temple and
then yelled at me.
"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can
you please move it away???"
jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home
too late as there won't be any transportation after a
certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta bao a kueh teow soup for
supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there
was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting
darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles
to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took
compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a
man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his
motorbike.
On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the
temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the
candles.
At first,
the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was
approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger.
His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering
something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared
that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.
Then, the motorcyclist stopped in front of the temple and
then yelled at me.
"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can
you please move it away???"
Apology...
Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other one is right...
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego ..."
P/s: Appreciate your love one ~
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego ..."
P/s: Appreciate your love one ~
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
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